and I went to go see the play that is starring in this evening.

The play, "I Remember Mama", was excellent and in it, plays a border who reads to the family every evening.

Until he skips town, leaving his books and a bogus cheque. Which mama described later as
"He payed us with something better than money"

So, naturally, at the end of the show (after the spycrab races) we found him and:

:"So, I hear you pay with something better than money "

:"YOU PAY ME NAO?!?!"

:""

He went back inside and returned with

:"Wave goodbye to your split-ends, chucklehead!"
A can of hairspray.
We loled for a while
Then stole his fedora.

I FEEL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!



Quote of the day:For your birthday, I'm giving you a box of oranges and a funky ball of tits from outer space